demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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I just choked

tumblr country wars are the best

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via sherlolly-in-the-tardis)

bootieshunter:

Mija can still be a little too enthusiastic when it comes to making frans

How crazyroomstudios responds to new people.

(via sherlolly-in-the-tardis)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via humorking)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

The dick of failure here

(via greed)

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

You bitches.

(via humorking)

ging-ler:

thedizbizz:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

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This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

SHIP

(via greed)

fierrrrrrce:

IM SPEECHLESS

fierrrrrrce:

IM SPEECHLESS

(Source: gold-kushkloudz, via ladisputefairy)

its-a-personal-pineapple:

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

The biggest thing school has taught me is how fucking wrong school is

(via ladisputefairy)

hopetomany:

"Lips red as the rose. Hair black as ebony. Skin white as snow." —The Magic Mirror, Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs

YES.

hopetomany:

"Lips red as the rose. Hair black as ebony. Skin white as snow."
—The Magic Mirror, Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs

YES.

(via ladisputefairy)

dynastylnoire:

dapenguinninja:

deducecanoe:

s-pythonidae:

frozenmusings:

and people seriously ask me why I would want an owl.

Omg

Is this better or worse than having a cat on your wrist?

why would a cat be on your wrist? This is better than a cat being on your laptop.

The Owl is so determined though.

dynastylnoire:

dapenguinninja:

deducecanoe:

s-pythonidae:

frozenmusings:

and people seriously ask me why I would want an owl.

Omg

Is this better or worse than having a cat on your wrist?

why would a cat be on your wrist? This is better than a cat being on your laptop.

The Owl is so determined though.

(via turmoilsofthesea)